When I was trying my hand at Dalgona candy, two canisters of sugar and baking soda were lying half-empty. The Squid game has clearly put my mind in a state of rot, although some might argue that it only hastened the ongoing process. If you’re one of the seven people in the world who hasn’t seen the Netflix series, let me ruin it for you.
The South Korean show revolves around 456 candidates competing in a series of bloodthirsty childhood games to win the jackpot. The show’s popularity has already led to an actual version of the Games being held in the United Arab Emirates with masked guards dressed in red overalls, but without the violent deaths.
In India, we’ve been playing our own version of the squid game for a long time, and I’m not even referring to the many occasions when someone in the crowd throws ink at prominent public figures like Baba Ramdev or Our Delhi. Chief Minister.
The South Korean series doesn’t have any ink-peeling challenges, despite the cephalopod reference, but even then, I felt an intense sense of déjà vu when I saw players compete in game after game. I’m going to list them in the order they appear.
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1. red light, green light
In the first round, a Ginni-like doll supervises the players. When his back is to the wall, it is a period of green light and players are allowed to run freely. When she turns, it is a red light zone and the slightest movement results in a player being shot dead. We play a different version where the time is divided into days, not minutes. Throughout the year our young girls live in red-light zones where they have a strict night curfew, are asked to dress modestly and refrain from interacting with members of the opposite sex. Come Navratri, it’s the green-light zone. They can stay out all night, bare their midsection with their soul and dance with as many boys as they can fit in a garba troupe.
According to a newspaper report, “Condom sales increase by 25 to 50% in urban areas during Navratri, especially in Gujarat and other parts of the west and north.” The people of Nayaka, perhaps inspired by these figures, tried to sell condoms at a 40% discount as part of the ‘Navratri Sale’ and were badly trolled as people mistook this marketing gimmick.
2. Dalgona Candy
A shape is carved into the candy and the contestants must pierce it with a toothpick without cutting the carved borders. Their choice ranges from a circle, triangle, star or even an umbrella. The protagonist, Seong Gi-hun, finds a way to win by licking the candy until the shape breaks on its own. Our election symbols are much more complex and harder to carve, which is why some media houses have turned the perfect candy into a fine art form.
3. Tug of War
Rather self-explanatory, except for the squid game where the losers fall from a great height and their skulls are shattered. We’ve been playing tamer avatars on school playgrounds, but the more interesting version is played out between central and state governments on a regular basis, with heavyweights on both sides trying to hold their own.
Each player is given ten marbles and they have to compete in any game of their choice to get their opponent’s marbles. In this episode, one of the strongest candidates is maligned and ultimately loses his bid. When I read the news about the arrest of Shah Rukh Khan’s son, it felt like I had misplaced my words. While his friend was apparently carrying 6 grams of charas, there is no evidence of Aryan Khan allegedly being in possession. Nevertheless, the young boy has been lodged in Arthur Road Jail for almost two weeks. I feel like imitating one of Arnab’s dramatic exclamations where he once said, ‘Give me drugs, give me drugs,’ because I need some heavy-duty psychotropic substances to understand this development. Is.
5. Glass Stepping Stones
Each player must jump over the glass panels in order to advance. Only one plank is strong enough to hold them, the other breaks on impact and the player falls to the floor. For the business world, the pandemic proved to be a dangerous glass bridge, but my fellow Gujaratis made some amazing leaps across it. Despite having inherited his love for theplas and dhoklas, I wonder why I didn’t also inherit the gujju talent of managing the gallo (cashbox).
6. Squid Game
The last game of the same name is played on a demarcated field between defenders and attackers, who must cross the field. It is a fight that ends in violent death. Recently, through a series of viral video clips across the country, a more heavily armed version was witnessed in Lakhimpur, where a team was allegedly run over by the opposing team in their convoy of jeeps and SUVs.
Now that I’ve paid homage to the Squid game by spilling my quota of ink on this page, I only hope I’ve managed to convince a few people, cook Others, and I don’t seize up when I sit and play the waiting game and turn myself into a piece of fried calamari.
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