When is the sandwich cooked?
When it’s bacon lettuce and tomato.
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
Which state has the smallest drink?
Why did the cow cross the road?
He wanted to go to the movies.
What do you call a funky car?
What did the hammer say to his family members?
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
What do you call a deer without eyes?
What’s big and green and falls on top of a tree that will kill you?
a snooker table.
What did the French man do when he drank too much water?
He went ooi ooi in his pants.
Where does Pencil spend his holidays?
What do flies eat for breakfast?
Poop loop bowl.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.
What did the duckling do after reading all these jokes?
Why was the tomato completely red?
This saw salad dressing.
What do you call a female magician in sweets?
A sand sorceress.
How do billboards talk?
I hurt my leg while driving the other day. you know what i called
What does a dinosaur use to pay the bills?
Tyrannosaurus checks out.
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